"So in process of me buying a homeless man a meal from Mcdonalds this is what happen"—OG Ced Johnson
This is the world we live in.
I’m having a growing disdain for law enforcement
I’ve always had a huge disdain for “law enforcement”
That or “OH MY GOD” ashleyfuckingbarrick
When my friends start typing NO in all uppercase at me I know I’ve done a good job
Dear neighbors I apologize for the loud thud and long string of expletives you probably just heard.
….I tripped myself trying to jump into my hula hoop
Dear Lord please inject me with Beyoncé’s work ethic and motivation amen